I built a computer!

Well, I broke my old one first. Then, using my expert detective skills, I diagnosed and fixed my old one by replacing the graphics card. It worked! For two days, then it broke again, proving it had nothing to do with the graphics card. Rather than trusting my skills I went for a full upgrade, so, as a testament to my impatience, I ordered all new parts on next day delivery while doing pretty little research:

TypePart
CaseCorsair Carbide Spec-06 White
CPU AMD Ryzen 1600x
Motherboard MSI B450 Gaming Plus
GraphicsSapphire Radeon 570x 4gb
RAMCorsair Vengeance C16 2x16gb 2666mhz
PSUCorsair TX750W-M Semi Modular
CPU HeatsinkDeepcool Gammaxx 400 CPU Red
Case FansCorsair Quiet 12cm Red
Hard DriveCrucial P1 1TB M.2 PCIe SSD

*These are all affiliate links, if you click on them and buy I will make money.  Give me money, money me, money now, me a money needing a lot now.

Then the glass window to my new case shattered immediately after being unscrewed (below). Some awkward chit chat with Amazon later and a new case was coming in 2 days.

THEN I built a computer, with a little help from Ravi and Chiraag. Okay, I basically got them tea (beer) while they built a computer, but I’m still claiming full credit.

Running it a little overclocked at 4ghz with the ram at 2933mhz. It seems to be stable, and idles at around 30 degrees, at 40% CPU load it jumps up to about 45 degrees.

Okay, I’ve bored myself, so….PICS:

Box of swag
img_20190105_195248
Some hiccups along the way…
Wiring somewhat neatened up
Running, I should’ve bought more fans. I am so sorely tempted to buy this monstrosity
I should really have waited for my wife to come home and use her Samsung for these pics…
this is how it looks if you turn the flash on with your phone

The effect of variance on returns

Recently I have been focusing* on minimising Bertie’s variance. The importance of managing variance was brought to attention when I made over £100 on a day where my expected value was something tiny. Not a bad result, but it can go the other way pretty easily. I figured I’d run some quick numbers through my computer to see how bad variance really could be.

Assuming that I have a starting bankroll of £1000 and an expected return of 1% daily, I can test what affect 0 to 10% standard deviation will have on 1 year’s return. To test this, I ran each year as a series of weighted random results and repeated 10000 times for each level of standard deviation.

In this scenario, we would expect the mean to be identical. We can see in the plot below that this holds true. The plot also demonstrates how impactful a 1% daily return is also see what 1% per day really means, and see how wishful this example truly is.

mean return

 

In the context of variance, I want to know how the spectrum of possibilities stack up. Starting with the median return, I was legitimately surprised by how significantly variance dampened the returns in the graph below.

median return

 

What about the worst case? As we would probably expect, variance leads to the complete death of my bankroll, but the impact of even 2% standard deviation is quite startling.

min return

What if I am only slightly unlucky? Terrible returns ahead if you choose the volatile path…

25th return

An interesting result to me was the 75th percentile returns, anything with 8% or higher standard deviation still did not return above the mean. Pretty alarming that even if you’re on a mildly lucky random walk you can still be in a worse place than someone who chose no variation in their route.

75th return

The best case with each of the standard deviations? Well it’s almost enough to make it worth rolling the dice…

mean return

Yes, that’s £12 million

 

*Between work and my home being knocked apart – a picture of the house in its current state is in the title.

** I have assumed a gaussian / normal distribution for these returns.

 

 

 

 

HMRC and the Alcohol Wholesaler Registration Scheme

I recently had the pleasure of assisting my father in-law with his application to the new HMRC Alcohol Wholesaler Registration Scheme (AWRS). A reasonable policy endeavour – increase the duty receipts on alcoholic beverages through increased transparency on alcohol supply chains.

The application experience has been confusing and stressful for my father in-law. I will spare you all the details, however a combination of a  remarkably complex, one-size-fits-all HMRC Excise Notice alongside HMRC agents who alternate between simply pointing to the excise notice and threatening refusal of the application have him, and others like him, on the verge of early retirement.

To summarise; it looks like there will be fewer players in the off-licence wholesale market in addition to a huge increase in administration. I think there is a decent opportunity for an efficient business to rapidly increase market share over the next year… Might be time to buy a van.

Website Powered by WordPress.com.

Up ↑